Cops views on marijuana:
- Citizen: What's the number one reason for divorce?
- Cop: Marijuana.
- Citizen: What's the number one cause of abortions?
- Cop: Marijuana.
- Citizen: What creates volcanoes?
- Cop: Marijuana.
- Citizen: What caused hurricane Katrina?
- Cop: Marijuana.
- actually, any ignorant person's views on marijuana
















